Defenders Summary #45: When Hippies Go Terribly Wrong
Felix, 6th level fighter, 59 hp, played by Alex
Balinor, 6th level fighter, 56 hp, played by Joel
Kodo, 4th level woodsman, 47 hp, played by Rob
Morgan, 6th level fighter, 35 hp, played by Alan (c/o Joel)
Quentin, 7th level druid, 31 hp, played by Jeremy
Donald, 5th level mage, 27 hp, NPC
Kain, 4th level cleric, 27 hp, played by Jeff
Nakumanu, 3rd level fighter, 25 hp, henchman
Alduin, 5th level thief, 19 hp, played by Vic
The Defenders had just reached the edge of the evil feeling forest where the satyr-like creature lived. We intended to pretend to negotiation, encircle it, and attack.
Preparations were fairly simple. Goodberries were passed around, Quentin took Hold Plant and Dispel Magic, Donald took Dispel Magic, and Kain prepared to take down fellow party members if they got charmed by the creature.
It was simple to find the tree that it occupied. Quentin called out the creature’s name, and it appeared. It looked like a little creature with very extreme hair, several feet long in all directions. The creature carried a club and stood about two feet tall.
It laughed almost nervously and sat on the rock. When Quentin tried to negotiate, it denied having ever signed treaties. The rest of the party advanced on it, and it looked around, almost unconcerned, and giggling occasionally. With a shrug, we initiated the attack.
The battle that followed was one of the most miserable in the Defenders’ long and storied history of miserable battles.
The creature bellowed out a laugh—louder than anything we had ever heard. Morgan, Kodo, and Quentin both fell backwards into the mud, completely unconscious. Felix, and Balinor, and Nakumanu moved in to show the creature who was boss. This became apparent rapidly.
Felix hit the creature with his short sword+2, and Balinor hit with the dagger+2. Both bounced off, and the dagger may have been damaged. The creature flashed briefly, then returned to normal color. Uh oh. Balinor yelled out to try a delayed attack routine and hit it when it was flashing. However, this chance would not come soon, as it turned out.
Kain began a spell. Donald hurled Magic Missiles at the creature, which struck it but didn’t seem to bother it much. The creature began to dance wildly, but we pressed the attack. Felix jumped at the creature’s throat, and tried to strangle it. The hair enveloped Felix and attempted to slowly suffocate him.
Alduin swung his longsword at the hair, but couldn’t manage to cut enough of the hair away to help free Felix. The creature’s staff swung but missed Felix by a mile.
Then the bad stuff happened.
Suddenly, Balinor, Kain, Alduin, Donald, and Nakumanu were enveloped by the uncontrollable urge to dance. This insidious dance prevented any rational thought or actions, and slowly killed them by reducing their constitution.
Felix tried to sing at the top of his lungs, but it had no effect in stopping the dance. At that moment, no one was capable of doing anything.
Kodo woke up dazed, and got up from the ground. He turned and discovered that two elemental stone creatures were forming from the ground. Furthermore, the ground was slowly sucking Quentin and Morgan into it.
Kodo drew his handaxes and hacked at the creature’s hair. Initially, he fumbled but kep hold of his weapon thanks to the special grip. Whole sections of hair went flying, and Felix was partially free, but couldn’t escape. After several attempts, Felix finally fell out, right as the two stone golem things reached Kodo and attacked. Amazingly, BOTH FUMBLED.
Seizing the opportunity, Felix tested out the theory Balinor had yelled out earlier. Kodo swung and his axes bounced off as expected. Felix swung immediately afterward, and connected, clearly injuring the creature and making it a bit more annoyed!
The golems swung and hit Kodo once, powerfully, though he was unwounded. Kodo led the attack again, but missed with double fumbles, and was snagged and captured by the hair. Felix then missed.
One of the golems hit Felix powerfully. Felix tried desperately to cut Kodo free. The other golem smashed Kodo again, who was now barely standing, but without wounds. Kodo’s off-hand was free and his swung his handaxe, but dropped it on another fumble. He reached for his other axe.
Felix got hit by the golems again, and this time he was in trouble. Desperately, he tried to shield bash the satyr, but missed. The golem behind him finished off Felix, destroying him with a final hit from behind. Kodo slid out from the hair.
Kodo, alone once again, ran to try to hit Balinor and see if he could brought back into the combat. The golems chased after him as he downed his Goodberries, and he swung at Balinor, but missed the dancing fighter.
The golems swung at Kodo, who miraculously survived unharmed. But it was all over, the Defenders had been beaten. Balinor, Alduin, Kain, Donald, and Nakumanu were helplessly killing themselves. Morgan and Quentin were down, unconscious and going to sink into the mud within moments, and Felix was almost certainly dead. Kodo was on his last legs.
Hope returned. Quentin and Morgan, down for the maximum possible stun time, finally woke up!
Quentin cast a Flame Blade and ran at the creature. Morgan drew Thunderstruck.
Kodo missed Balinor again.
Quentin struck the creature with his Flame Blade and it howled in annoyance. Morgan swung Thunderstruck, and lightning coursed through the creature…
…but it resisted the effect, taking no damage.
In dismay, Morgan realized that the only person who could affect the creature was Quentin, and Morgan interposed himself between the golem and Quentin. Before he could, the golem smacked Quentin once, hurting him badly. Morgan managed to dodge his and counter-attacked. He struck it, and it became clear his weapon was insufficiently powerful to affect the golem. Nonetheless, he remained guarding Quentin.
Kodo gave up on Balinor and ran to Donald, right as the golem reached Balinor. Although it moved slowly, it lumbered after Kodo.
Meanwhile, the golem penetrated Morgan’s defenses, but did miserably low damage, and Morgan was still capable of taking one more hit if he was lucky (a tautology). Quentin continued to hurt the creature, even inflicting a wound on his second swing, which closed up almost immediately.
Quentin swung his Flame Blade and missed. Kodo also missed Donald and fumbled again, falling and slightly hurting himself. The other golem had slipped past Morgan’s defenses and would try to kill Quentin, but the elven fighter was already occupied with the other golem.
Finally, Quentin hit the creature a third time, and it shrieked. Quickly, Quentin changed into a crow to avoid the golem’s swings. At the same instant, the satyr turned into a rock, and blinked over thirty feet away to the edge of the valley. At that instant, the dancing wore off!
Donald angrily whirled and fired off Magic Missiles at the creature. Unfortunately, it resisted the barrage and laughed again! Balinor, Alduin, Kain, Nakumanu, and Morgan all collapsed again, but Donald remained standing.
Quentin flew off after the creature and tried to close with it again, but it realized that Donald would complete his third and final Magic Missile spell before he could have the golems attack the wizard. He blinked again, and moved farther away.
In hot pursuit, Quentin landed on a nearby tree, changed back to human form, and threw an Entangle. The creature resisted the Entangle, but was slowed a bit. If it could reach one of its special rocks, it could teleport out of the area and the combat would be for naught. Running at top speed, Donald crested the ridge in time to see the creature run for the stones.
Kodo hauled Felix’s body out of the muck and moved everyone out of the radius to avoid sinking into the mud further.
Quentin began a second Entangle, but it could not finish in time. Donald threw his final spell as the creature dove for one of the rocks.
And something went right.
The creature didn’t make it in time. The Magic Missile slammed through its defense, shocking its body and killing it at last.
The golems fell over.
Donald was BARELY operational, Balinor was in fair shape, Nakumanu and Kain were comatose, and Alduin was staggering about, barely able to walk. Morgan was somewhat injured but in decent shape. Quentin was injured as well. Kodo was badly injured, but still feeling strong.
Felix, however, was dead.
Realizing that there was no chance for him to be Raised in time, we put his body in the Bag of Holding and Quentin flew him back to the Druidic Court, presumably for Reincarnation.
There was no treasure to be found, and the party camped and slowly regained constitution and hit points. The forest seemed to be leaving us alone.
Six days later, Quentin returned, explaining that “it had all been taken care of.” He looked weary, and no longer possessed the Rod of Thorns.
We returned to the Druidic Grove and found a mostly recovered Felix, still his usual bloodthirsty self. Quentin has not explained how this miracle occurred, but it obviously cost him. This of course made us feel more guilty, since we had attempted this quest for Quentin specifically to help him, not to make his situation worse. Of course, we don’t know what happened, and hope Quentin has at least broken even from our help.
We decided then to return to Lendore Isle for a “vacation” of bandit slaying. Our intention is to take out the new bandit group that has recently been dumb enough to set up operations near Restenford.
We play again next week!
Joel/Balinor