Defenders Quotations
Just some nuggets o' wisdom from the Defenders and their players.
"What melee weapon do you fight with?"-- Darellon, assessing Celeste the Phaulkonian cleric (Phaulkonians are only permitted to use projectile weaponry)
"Are we safe? YES! QUENTIN DIDN'T GET 1D-ED!" -- Jeremy, celebrating
"Chaaarrrge!" --Darellon, when told a group of armed men approached
"Surrender, or else." --Felix the 1st level fighter, to the fortified 6th level cleric Ozymandius
"Easy come, easy go." --Jeremy, on magic items
"What do you want?" --the armorer of Restenford's sales pitch
"I object to Morgan being called squirmy." --Alan
"We're a half hour out of Barnacus on the main road. What could possibly happen here?" --Darellon, just before the bandits attacked
"Shiny things! Preferably gold." --the economically knowledgeable trapdoor spider
"We start scavenging through the rusty skeleton weapons." -- a desperate party
"What's wrong with you?" --anyone Tyveris has interacted with
"I'd like to have half a brain... is that allowed?" --Joel, playing Felix
"Halflings wobble, but they don't fall down." --Jeremy
"Get to bed EARLY? Did I get up?" --Morgan during down times
"Defenestrate!" --proposed Command spell
"Look, we're worried that you might be bandits trying to ambush us."--Drew, to the bandit leading us into an ambush
"How do we know you aren't Brinea disguised as Nbod?" --Perry, to Brinea disguised as Nbod
"Did you know they feed me here?" --Esmerelda the fish
"Two, two. Two? Two, two, two, two. Two? Two, two..." --an incredibly stupid squirrel, to Quentin
"How good do you think it'll be? It's a BUG HEAD!!!" -- the ever-charming armorer of Restinford
"Aren't you glad Cassian uses Dial? Don't you wish everyone did?" -- Joel, after Cassian's personal hygiene equipment helped take out the Black Pudding.
"We go right. That's what the nail said" -- Quentin, on making decisions.
"The Defenders are trapped in an intestine."
"So we're stumbling vaguely away from digestion?" -- Edwin and Rob on the tunnels on crack
"We're actually being employed as professional actors." -- The sergeant for a group of hobgoblins employed by the Fabulous when questioned by the Defenders
"Hey, baby, baby! Hey, baby, baby! Nice legs! Hey, baby, baby! Hey, baby, baby! Come on over here with some lovin' " -- the bullfrog, whenever he was not being asked a direct question
"Henchmen are henchmen and that is why they are henchmen." -- Jeff on why henchmen have to clean their own armor
"Wlahdsg alkhsdaghash adhgijksho?" -- an ancient dwarven riddle, as understood by Balinor
"Ambassadorial emissaries, my fat ass!" -- the real Moran Barrelstane