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September 19, 2007

BLADES 2194

Read all about the travels and travails of the BLADES in Bard's Year 2194

I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable. – Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

Session 63 from 7-Mar-2194; Session 64 from 11-May-2194; Session 65 from 10-Jun-2194;
Session 66 from 1-Jul-2194; Session 67 from 16-Jul-2194; Session 68 from 8-Oct-2194

Talarian Blackguard (Half Elven) Fighter 7 - 68 HP, played by Dean Ne.
Raybur Sidebottom (Dwarven) Fighter 6/Cleric 6 - 64(54) HP, played by Dean Ne.
Phyllis Sidebottom (Dwarven) Fighter 7 - 64(54) HP, played by Katherine An.
Effrede George (Half Elven) Magic User 6/Thief 6 - 34 HP, played by Katherine An.
Conrhia Applewhite (Half Elven) Woodsman 7 - 68 HP, played by Rhonda Jo.
Serlisse Reintar (Half Elven) Druid 7 - 32 HP, played by Rhonda Jo.
Sputnik (Half Elven) Cleric 7 - 49 HP, played by Jay Ba.
Arthur of Petethal (Half Elven) Ranger 6 - 58 HP, played by David Bj.
Zephram Trent (Hill Gnome) Fighter 5/Illusionist 5 - 41 HP, played by Alan Jo.
Shirlard (Half Orkish) Fighter 5 - 44 HP, played by Darleen Ba.
Costigan (Coastlander) Fighter 1//Cleric 3 - 35(25) HP, played by Rodger He.

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July 24, 2007

BLADES Summary #67

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 6/6 64 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Dean
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 7 64 -5/-5 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 6/6 34 -3/1 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Half Elven Fighter 7 68 Occ. Ring
(-10) -9/-4
(-7) -6/-1 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 7 68 -5/-4/0 Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 7 32 -1/1/1 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 7 49 1/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 6 58 2/4 David David
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 5/5 41 (-5) -3/-2/2
1/5 w/out PA Alan Alan
Shirlard Half Orkish Fighter 5 44 3/3 Darleen Darleen
Costigan Coastlander Fighter//Cleric 1//3 25(35) (2)3/3 Alan Rodger


[Session 67]

July 16 and 17, 2194
Talarian beats a leaping lizard. (Lizard 1)
Phyllis beats a Stone Giant easily. (Humanoid 2)
Arthur fails miserably and loses 3 possible Raises on Lizard 1.
Raybur beats a Stone Giant fairly easily (Humanoid 2)
Fred Webs, Magic Missiles and backstabs Lizard 1 to death.
Conrhia turns a Stone Giant into an arrow caddy. (H2)
Zephram defeats his raptor. (L1)
Sputnik uses a lot of spells to buff under Sanctuary and then blinds his poor raptor. (L1)

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January 20, 2007

The Resort of the Ancients

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This is Arthur's sketch of the Ancient Artists' Resort with some details of each location. Updated 11/16/2006.

Resort Mk3 Crop TN.JPG

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October 19, 2006

BLADES Summary #63 - Screaming Ghouls & The Nightmare of War

December 2193 to May 7, 2194
The BLADES tie up loose ends from last winter and explore further into The Resort's residential area. Undead that can use a level draining effect on the area chew on Costigan and Sputnik a bit and the whole party finds that nightmares can be really hard on your well being.

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BLADES Summary #62 - Winter 2193 in New Teft

September 11, 2193 to April 15, 2194
The BLADES head home to see what they can do with the 62 paintings and investigate a couple of options for declaring war on other groups (The Immortal Ogress and the Insane Dwarf Posse) to remove the potential threats they represent.

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BLADES Notes #61 - Poltergeist, the Painter

June 10, 2193 to September 10, 2193
The BLADES try to figure out what to do about the Insane Dwarf Posse and bail out to letting Arthur get possessed. He ages but rises to the challenge of reproducing a lifetime's masterwork of paintings from an Ancient Artist.

I'm still working on this one, but I've polished before the part before Arthur starts aging. I'll have to see what I can do over the next few days to clean it up and see if there is a way to present my lead in table better. ~ Jay

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October 17, 2006

Lost World Coastline

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This is Edwin's sketch of the coast line for the Spinning Leaf's possible trips west.

Lost World Map

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Here is Arthur's map of the Lost World Continent. This does not include the peninsula with New Teft and The Resort that lies east of the mountainous isthmus.

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August 22, 2006

BLADES Analysis: Insane Dwarf Posse

I started this discussion three weeks ago with individuals and then ran out of town. I’m finally back to working on this, so I’ll start with a non-summary summary and then launch into the discussion.

The BLADES decided that the best place for them to explore on the peninsula would be the untouched Ancients’ city. They sailed to the north-western part of the Druidic protectorate and upon arrival, they discovered an orcish village led by a disease worshiping cult. Naturally the BLADES crushed them as mercifully as possible but the leader, Jim Jones, released a slew of killer worms that took out a number of his own followers including a number of children.

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July 22, 2006

BLADES Notes #60

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 6/6 54 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 7 54(64) -5/-5 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 6/6 34 -3/1 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Half Elven Fighter 7 68 Occ. Ring
(-9) -8/-3
(-7) -6/-1 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 7 68 -5/-4/0 Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 7 32 -1/1/1 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 7 49 1/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 6 58 2/4 David David
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 5/5 41 (-5) -3/-2/2
1/5 w/out PA Alan Alan
Shirlard Half Orkish Fighter 5 44 3/3 Darleen Darleen
Costigan Coastlander Fighter//Cleric 1//2 20 (2)3/3 Rodger Rodger

May 17, 2193

We see a path into the fourth building with an Ancients’ style door. There are two stories with the loft filled with paving tiles, pots and the like. The lower level has pots, trowels, short rakes and short hoes. We have found a cluttered potting shed.

Costigan guesses that we might be able to close the larger arches, so we decide to move the shed’s contents into one of the arches and we find two jars, marked in Ancient as Planter’s Friend and a tube of toothpaste, marked as Stone-Like-New. The shed is now a prison. There is a nice set of stone working tools. We also find spare instrument parts – strings, mouthpieces, no reeds or pads, only metal parts. There are twelve stone flutes. The hobgoblins sold many instruments, which they detail for us.

One of the humans wants to join us as a henchman. Five others are willing to be camp cooks, etc. for 10 gp of pay per month. We leave three days worth of food for the hobgoblins and close up The Gaol and The Vault.

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April 01, 2006

BLADES Notes #59

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 6/6 54 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 7 54(64) -5/-5 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 6/6 34 -3/1 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Half Elven Fighter 7 68 Occ. Ring
(-9) -8/-3
(-7) -6/-1 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 7 68 -5/-4/0 Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 7 32 -1/1/1 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 7 49 1/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 6 58 2/4 David David
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 5/5 41 (-5) -3/-2/2
1/5 w/out PA Alan Alan
Shirlard Half Orkish Fighter 5 44 3/3 Darleen Darleen
Costigan Coastlander Fighter//Cleric 1//2 20 (2)3/3 Rodger Rodger

March 26, 2193

Rest and Identify. We think the undead will dissipate when we beat them and take time to reform. We could then Exorcise them, which might free them rather than destroy them. The Locatha recommend entombing the Kraken artifact.

April 5, 2193

We are ready to go again. We owe The Republic for a Chain Mail upgrade +1 to +2 for Costigan.

The skills from the Ancients’ Pool are open & close doors; operate the elevators in a non-random fashion; fold rooms; unfold rooms and lock & unlock doors.

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February 25, 2006

BLADES Notes #58

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 6/6 54 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 7 54(64) -5/-5 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 6/6 34 -3/1 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Half Elven Fighter 7 68 Occ. Ring
(-9) -8/-3
(-7) -6/-1 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 7 68 -5/-4/0 Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 7 32 -1/1/1 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 7 49 1/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 6 58 2/4 David David
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 5/5 41 (-5) -3/-2/2
1/5 w/out PA Alan Alan
Shirlard Half Orkish Fighter 5 44 3/3 Darleen Darleen
Costigan Coastlander Fighter//Cleric 1//2 20 (3)4/4 Rodger Rodger

December 5, 2192

We are back home in New Teft.

We find a scroll to buy for 1500gp. It is Illusionist, cast at level 10, Phantom Steed x2, Rope Trick, Dispel Exhaustion. Zephram already has Rope Trick, so he should be able to copy 2 and cast 2. Dispel Exhaustion is 4th level, so he’ll have to wait to copy it.

January 3, 2193

Set sail for the Ancients’ City on the Northern Coast.

February 14, 2193

We arrive at the Ancients’ City and find that the docks are covered with a dome that rises out of the water instead of starting from the top of the standard white wall. The water level inside the dock space is about 2 feet below the choppy seas. At the dock is

There is a clearing with lots of very large dinosaur skeletons to the southeast. There is a small village in the northwest shelter of the domes at the foot of the cliffs.

There are a dozen structures with heavily armed orcs in the village. It appears to be families living around a shrine that looks like a pile of oceanic debris. There are probably 50 to 100 of them.

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January 01, 2006

BLADES Session #57

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 6/6 54 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 7 54(64) -5/-5 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 6/6 31 -3/1 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Orkish Fighter 7 68 Occ. Ring
(-8) -7/-4
(-7) -6/-1 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 7 68 -5/-4/0 Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 7 32 0/3 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 7 49 1/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 6 58 1/1/3 David David
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 5/5 41 (-5) -3/-2/2 Alan Alan
Shirlard Half Orkish Fighter 5 44 3/3 Darleen Darleen
Costigan Coastlander Fighter//Cleric 1//2 20 4/4 Rodger Rodger

February 13, 2192
Party splits up to train and travel to train. Serlisse, Zephram and Shirlard stay in the east. The rest of the party sails west with Loba. Loba resizes some Ancients’ armor. We trade for
Talarian is Exorcised from the Lawful Evil spirit of the Slaughter of Innocents. 01 on the first roll for System Shock. It took 13 rolls on the Exorcism. An 11 and 18 failed, but the 10 made it on the 13th roll. The Heart vanishes. Talarian is restored to a half-Elf, but he takes 3 HP of permanent damage.
He regains 2 CHR, 4 COM points, loses 1 CON (and 2 HP) and his Strength drops to 18/42. He also is completely silent.

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December 01, 2005

BLADES Session #56

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 5/5 45 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 7 47(57) Temp -3/-3
-5/-5 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 5/6 31 Temp – 0/3
-2/1 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Orkish Fighter 7 66 T -5/-4/-1
Occ. Ring
-8/-7/-4
(-7) -6/-1 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 6 59 Underwater
-3/-2/2
-5/-4/0 Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 6 30 Temp 4/4
0/3 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 7 49 Temp 2/5/5
1/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 6 58 Temp. 2/4
1/1/3 Bjorlin Bjorlin
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 5/4 38 (-5) -3/-2/2
Temp no
+1 ring
(0) 2/3/7 Alan Alan
Shirlard Half Orkish Fighter 3 27 3/3 Darleen Darleen

February 10, 2192
The party descends upon the mine with Serlisse becoming visible first. They notice and start swimming up. Raybur and Zephram start casting Mirror Image and Prayer. Zephram gets 4 Images. Fred Sleeps 4 of the guards. The rest continue to close.

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August 22, 2005

BLADES: Session #53

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 5/5 45 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 7 47 -5/-5 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 5/6 31 2/5 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Orkish Fighter 7 66 (-7) -6/-1 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 6 59 -4/-3/1 Lt. Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 6 30 4/4 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 7 49(59) 2/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 6 53 1/1/3 Hvy Bjorlin Bjorlin
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 5/4 38 (-5) -3/-2/2(0) 2/3/7 Alan Alan
Shirlard Half Orkish Fighter 3 27 4/4 Darleen Darleen

Marn Orkish Fighter 6 2/4 Rodger NPC
Farwater Locatha Fighter Edwin NPC
All of Loba Mix Edwin NPCs

December 19, 2191

We land very close to the Ancients’ city that Loba is living in. When we open the door with ease (using our new talent), we trigger a flame signal and we have Zephram send up a Phantasmal signal to say the BLADES have come to the rescue.
Loba has found m

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August 19, 2005

BLADES: Session #52

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 5/5 45 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 7 47(57) -3/-3 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 5/6 31 2/5 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Orkish Fighter 7 66 (-6) -5/0 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 6 59 -4/-3/1 Lt. Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 6 30 4/4 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 7 49 2/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 6 53 1/1/3 Hvy Bjorlin Bjorlin
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 5/4 38 (-5) -3/-2/2(0) 2/3/7 Alan Alan
Shirlard Half Orkish Fighter 3 27 4/4 Darleen Darleen


December 7, 2191
We arrive at the Locatha. Farwater is willing to join us. There is a pool in the far end of the city. Going into the dream pool involves fiendish transformations and puzzles. It is different each time. The high priest relates that he became a squirrel with a nut moving puzzle that had a bird that only ate odd numbers of objects.
We paid 5000 gp to go into the pool. Forces of Osperem (barracuda symbol) are in two places. To the east, they still see Blund flickering in and out on the land. The one to the south also keeps sporadically appearing. There has been a noticeable decrease in Druidical power to the east. Loba and Bergen seems to still be hiding and about 60 days ago the Overlord power increased.

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July 31, 2004

BLADES: Session #43

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 5/4 40 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 6 40(50) -3/-3 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 5/6 31 3/6 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Orkish Fighter 6 57 (-6) -5/0 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 5 59 -4/-3/1 Lt. Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 5 27 4/4 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 6 44 2/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 5 46 1/1/3 Hvy Bjorlin Bjorlin
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 4/3 29 (-5) -3/-2/2(0) 2/3/7 Alan Alan


September 15, 2190
The goblins will stay in the mine and work it to trade the iron to the Locatha for food and we get 500 gp per year which will be deposited into Sage Credit. We can make changes in the contract with 6 months notice.

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July 22, 2004

BLADES: Session #42

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 5/4 40 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 6 40(50) -3/-3 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 5/5 28 3/6 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Orkish Fighter 6 57 (-5) -4/0 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 5 48 -4/-3/1 Lt. Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 5 27 4/4 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 5 34 2/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 4 40 1/1/3 Hvy Bjorlin Bjorlin
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 3/3 24 (-5) -3/-2/2(0) 2/3/7 Alan Alan


September 13, 2190
Farwater shows up in weird-looking multicolored spiny armor. He assures us that is good camouflage in a coral reef and is his best armor. We loan him Arthur’s Belt of Hill Giant Strength.
We make plans to invade the hobgoblin and giant run mine from a hole in the ceiling of the ocean’s cavern. Through the hole is a room that has rusted and broken machinery for the old trading dumbwaiter. At the end of a short hall is a pair of magical doors.

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March 24, 2004

BLADES: Session #39

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 5/4 40 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 6 40(50) -3/-3 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 5/5 28 3/6 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Orkish Fighter 6 57 (-5) -4/0 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 5 48 -4/-3/1 Lt. Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 5 27 4/4 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 5 34 2/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 4 45 1/3 Heavy Bjorlin Bjorlin
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 3/3 24 (-5) -3/-2/2(0) 2/3/7 Alan Alan

August 10, 2190
We approach the foot of the mountains and realize that we need to go across, below or through the mountain. We find out from some salamanders that there is a guy in the caves. The humanoid eats the salamanders, so the salamander does not go through the caves anymore. We use Silence spells to approach him. The man has red hair.
“Thanks. Tell the people back Door Flower. Do not attack Memory of Breath. Tell the navy in Door Flower. Tell them what happened to Inton Silversmith.”

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March 23, 2004

BLADES: Session #38

Character Race & Class Level HP AC Player Creator
Raybur Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter/Cleric 5/4 40 (-7) -3/0/2 Dean Joel
Phyllis Sidebottom Dwarven Fighter 6 40(50) -3/-3 Katherine Katherine
Effrede George Half Elven Magic User/Thief 5/5 28 3/6 Katherine Katherine
Talarian Blackguard Orkish Fighter 6 57 (-5) -4/0 Dean Dean
Conrhia Applewhite Half Elven Woodsman 5 48 -4/-3/1 Lt. Rhonda Rhonda
Serlisse Reintar Half Elven Druid 5 27 4/4 Rhonda Rhonda
Sputnik Half Elven Cleric 5 34 2/4/4 Jay Jay
Arthur of Petethal Half Elven Ranger 4 45 1/3 Heavy Bjorlin Bjorlin
Zephram Trent Hill Gnome Fighter/Illusionist 3/3 24 (-5) -3/-2/2(0) 2/3/7 Alan Alan

August 2, 2190
We spot three ogres in armor and insignia. They are muddy and demand food to let us pass. Way off in the mountains is a big army. The giants will make us join the army. They have heard that there is a land of free ogres here.
There is a road over the mountains. The talking rocks guard the road and demanded all their money to let them pass.
They decide to run as the party argues about what to do and we have the blood hawks bring them down in a shower of gruesomeness.

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April 11, 2002

BLADES: Vote for Raybur

*menacing music*

Sputnik SAYS he's for free access to weapons, but he didn't vote for a
bill that would allow dwarven children to swing live battleaxes in school.

Can we REALLY trust Sputnik with our childrens' combat training?

*pleasant piano music*

Raybur Sidebottom is hard-working in the community at large to foster a
better atmosphere of cheerful competition.

(Picture of Raybur shaking hands with bearded women and shaking his sword
threateningly at an orc)

Raybur is FOR free drink.

Sputnik just wants to CONTROL the alcohol flow for "moderation."

Raybur is a fine upstanding member of two communities, cleric and warrior
alike.

Sputnik SAYS he likes elves, but then he DOESN'T like walrusmen. Who does
Sputnik REALLY like?

Raybur Sidebottom, working toward a free New Teft. For tomorrow.

For the children.

*paid for by sponsors of Raybur*